In response to pleas from many of you, I’m extending the deadline for the Shit Librarians Say video contest to October 1st! Read more on the contest here.
It’s time for a contest! It came to my attention today that in the entire vast universe of “Shit People Say” videos, there is no Shit Librarians Say video yet. Well there is, but it’s this one dude saying “shhh” over and over. We can do better than that people!
I’m going to make a Shit Librarians Say video, crowd-sourced from content y’all send me. Send me a video clip, or clips, of you or your library staff saying stereotypical things library folks say (there are plenty) and email me the clip or a link to it somewhere at librarianinblack [at] gmail [dot] com. I’ll cut the best entries together and hopefully we’ll have something hilarious.
- Sound quality has to be good. I don’t want to spend time fixing your crap audio.
- Send it to me by Friday, September 21st.
If you are unfamiliar with the “Shit People Say” internet meme, read up on it here. It started with Shit Girls Say and now there are thousands, including my top three: Shit Hipsters Say, Shit Gamers Say to Their Girlfriends, and Shit Vegans Say.
If you don’t want to submit a video, but have a cute idea for an entry, submit it as a comment to this post. And the rest of you, feel free to steal shamelessly from the comments 🙂
And I’m going to type SHIT one more time just in case I didn’t trip your internet filters yet. Screw you, filters.
I want to break up with eBooks. Don’t get me wrong, eBooks is dead sexy and great arm candy at parties, as well as a magnet for attention and memorable experiences. But man…eBooks makes for a crap boyfriend. This relationship is as dysfunctional as it gets. And I’m too old and jaded to put up with dysfunction. I need a smoldering hot boyfriend who is a wildcat in the bedroom but kisses gently, is unfailingly honest and kind, and sends me cute messages during the day. And that ain’t eBooks.
eBooks is to libraries what that awful boyfriend (or girlfriend) was to you. Think about it. And when I say “eBooks” I mean the whole messed up situation–the copyright nightmares, the publishers, the fragmented formats, the ridiculous terms of service, the device incompatibility, the third-party aggregation companies libraries do business with–all of it. eBooks is the guy who takes advantage of your good nature and generosity only to exploit every last weakness you have for his own personal gain. The guy your family loved the first time they met him, who swept you off your feet, but who everyone came to regard as that unwanted interloper who would never leave. Well, my friends, it’s time to boot eBooks’ ass to the curb. There are better boyfriends to be had.
eBooks ignores you
eBooks totally ignores everything you say. We in libraries have not been included at the table for negotiations on digital copyright, terms of service, licensing conditions, technology integration, none of it. And yes, that stinks. And yes, we’ve complained about it enough. We haven’t been heard largely because we’ve been too polite and too quiet for too long. It’s our fault. We removed ourselves from the equation by not being more proactive as a profession through the professional organizations and lobbyists we expect to speak for us. But even now that some of us are getting louder and angrier, we’re still being ignored by the entire eBooks industry, with very few exceptions (hi Gluejar, you guys rock). So my opinion is that we should walk away and take our fuck-me heels with us. That’s what our moms would tell us to do.
eBooks drew you in with wine and roses, but now makes you fetch him beer and Cheetos
Remember how tantalizing eBooks seemed several years ago? How sexy, how intoxicating? Everything seemed perfect because we were caught up in the glossy image of our desires…not the reality standing in front of us. eBooks…in…the…library! Holy ceiling cat!!!11one! We were like kids on our first trip to the candy store.
eBooks slept with your sister
Remember how eBooks said he could only do so much for you, that he just didn’t have the emotional capacity to truly love but that for you, he was going to try? Yeah, and then he went and slept with your sister. Likewise, eBooks slept with consumers and gave them what eBooks never gave us as libraries–full selection, right-quick downloads, and sharing rights. We got no love at all, but our prettier sister, the consumer, got a better deal. Still not everything, as she also has to put up with restrictive DRM, licensing and not owning, and privacy violations…but in the end she stole our man and our man went willingly. Of course, he still texts us now and again to make sure we’re still interested–hinting that he might come back to us with the same relationship agreement our sister got. Yeah, right.
eBooks says you’ll move in together, but you never do
You’ve wanted to wake up next to someone awesome for a long time–and eBooks keeps promising it will happen. But his playboy nature always wins out–he still wants his own place. Likewise, publishers continually feed libraries the line that they’re “experimenting with different models” and “hope to continue to work positively with libraries in the digital space.” Uh huh. Libraries and eBooks aren’t shacking up anytime soon, not for real…not as long as publishers continue to falsely view us as a threat instead of a partner.
I feel that we in libraries are actually doing a disservice by offering what’s “barely good enough.” We give people the false impression that they can get their eBooks through their libraries. How many libraries are upfront with information about how we can’t/don’t offer books from the most popular publishers? How many libraries are upfront with the limited formats people can get on their devices of choice? Instead, most libraries tout their subscription to a single eBook service like it’s the second coming. We say “we have eBooks!” and “they work on most devices!” without listing the caveats, perhaps hoping that people won’t notice until they’re already chest deep in the browsing or download process and only then see what the limitations are. Why in hell are we covering for a bad situation? Who gains from us putting the happy face on the dismal eBook situation in libraries? It’s certainly not libraries–we haven’t gained shit. It’s certainly not our users–in fact, they’re the biggest losers. It’s the publishers who gain–who choose to license to libraries under any terms whatsoever (they get our money and we accept crappy prices and use limitations). And it’s the middleman companies who gain–who whore themselves out for the highest profit, lying to both sides by telling the publishers that libraries are screwing them and the libraries that the publishers are the ones doing the screwing. Walk away, my friend. Walk away.
So that’s it folks. eBooks and I are done. eBooks in libraries are a non-starter, their path has been set for the foreseeable future, and their future is determined by people who are not us. Not by the people who love books, who believe in their power to change lives, but by those who produce them for profit. No, not by the authors (as we all know, they see far too little profit for their labors), but by the publishers…the, until recently, necessary middlemen in the process between creators and consumers. Now that they’re not necessary to the process anymore, largely due to their inflexibility and inability to change in the face of rapidly shifting market conditions, they have attempted to salvage their failing business model with high prices, limited licensing policies, and technology so locked down that it remains impenetrable to many people.
If I hear one more publisher talk about “increasing friction,” I am going to punch that publisher in the face with a pair of book-shaped brass knuckles and discuss the option of dramatically increasing friction cheese-grater-style somewhere else on their physique. Don’t push me Penguin.
Publishers have painted themselves into a corner, a corner that will eventually eat them alive. But until that happens, until the market shakes out, there is little libraries can do that is in keeping with our core ethics and values.
For a decade now I have been speaking, writing, and advocating on a local, national, and international level for positive eBooks integration and implementation in libraries. I’ve spoken to technologists, educators, publishers, librarians, authors, lawyers, and legislators. I’ve been frustrated by how long it took everyone to start paying attention, but at long last in the past year or two people are finally listening. Everyone on “the right side,” insofar as I see it, agrees that the DMCA needs to be radically revised, that copyright exemptions need to be extended for libraries into the digital domain, but no one has the power or political clout to override the lobbyists’ dollar signs in the capitol. So, what are we left with as librarians in our role to advocate for our communities’ needs? Nada, zilch, zero, zip.
At our recent regional library consortium meeting, I said I wouldn’t give more money to OverDrive, beyond the bare minimum that the consortium’s contract required of us, and only until we can legally terminate our contract–at which point I personally want out of OverDrive. The title selection is awful and getting only more so month by month, their policies are restrictive, and their business practices are unethical–including trading away core librarian values (user data privacy, no commercial endorsements). I’m not going to give any money to 3M or Baker & Taylor either unless things change on their end, just for the record.
Yes–our residents want eBooks. But does that mean that we trade away our core values and ethics to provide anything, under any terms? Does it mean that we spend our residents’ limited tax dollars on sub-par products with sub-par usage terms and no ownership or longevity guarantees? Or is the fact that people want eBooks from their libraries and we can’t get them going to turn out to be enough reason to stop the madness and engage in a massive national boycott of the societal conflagration that we are faced with for the future of digital information?
So why keep up the ruse that eBooks are in libraries and all is awesome? Why continue the whitewashing? I’m personally done with the whitewashing. I’ll continue to support positive steps toward eBook independence like Open Library, Gluejar, the Hathi Trust, DPLA, Project Gutenberg, and projects like those undertaken at the Douglas County Public Library and Califa. However, I’m finished promoting an inferior eBook product to our patrons. I’m finished throwing good money after bad money. And I’m finished trying to pointlessly advocate for change when change has to come from places waaaaaaay above my influence level or pay grade.
eBooks, you shitty boyfriend you…you are dead to me. I will tolerate your continued existence, but will pay you no mind. You don’t deserve a single byte of my brain’s bandwidth.
So what now? I plan on turning my attentions to the next frontiers of music and video content–places where we just may be able to effect some positive change before things go to hell in a handbasket yet again. Multimedia library licensing situations are even more early-stage than those which we face with eBooks. And so perhaps there is still hope. Do I plan to single-handedly take on the RIAA or the MPAA? No, that would be simpering idiocy. What I do plan to do is to seek out and reward publishers, aggregators, and creators who are willing to distribute their content under terms favorable to both them and to library communities, including insisting on DRM-free content. Yes, this most likely means a lack of popular content–but most of us have zero for popular digital content for music or movies today, at least legally. At least this way we’re offering something to our users, likely content they wouldn’t stumble across on iTunes or Netflix, and we’re rewarding business models that work for us…not against us. Models that work for our users, not against them. And that, my friends, is what we are supposed to do as librarians.
So, to close–fuck eBooks. I’m off to get myself the boyfriend I deserve.
Someone trying to contract with me to give a keynote in a very cool country (*fingers crossed*) today asked me how many talks/classes/keynotes I’ve given in my career. I realized I had no idea. I went back and counted.
I’ve spoken at 207 various events since I started in mid-2002. That’s an average of 20 or so a year. And given that the first few years were very slow, you can see how that works out to a lot more than that in the last few years (and indeed my past presentations list demonstrates just that).
People ask me how I do the speaking and the writing and hold down a full time job. I just shrug and make that weird “I don’t know” sound that includes no actual words (sorta like “uh-ah-uh”). I really don’t know. I just do it. I love what I do–and when you’re passionate about something it feels a lot less like work.
After reading that count, I feel rather old. And rather busy. I would be off to grab a cocktail as consolation for both if I didn’t have a nighttime City Council meeting to attend………Which I love attending– hello City Council 🙂
The advice I’d share with newbies on the speaker circuit? Pace yourself for ceiling cat’s sake. You won’t go out of style. Only take what you can realistically accommodate without sacrificing your sleep, your personal life, or your job. I’m taking a lot fewer gigs, especially traveling ones, nowadays largely in an attempt to reinvigorate my personal life (here’s hoping) and to have more mental space to devote to being a new director. So if you’re out there speaking…just be real with yourself, your loved ones, and your employer. You’ll find a balance as long as you’re consciously thinking about it. We can’t all be Stephen Abram and fly from place to place being super smart all the time 😉
I have now been in the position of Director at the San Rafael Public Library for seven months, officially permanently the director for almost two. Before that, I was the Assistant Director for nine months. For better or for worse, I think it is safe to say that I have made the transition from being a techie-librarian to being, as Nate Hill so aptly put it, ‘The Man.’*
The Hell You Say…
I believe my response to Nate at the time involved the oh-so-mature phrases “shut your mouth” and “nuh-uh, take it back.” Some cursing likely occurred in between. I may have even smacked him on the shoulder. I don’t remember. I think I actually blacked out from the shock of the epithet, so I’ll trust to Nate’s memories of that conversation instead of mine.
The Man Suit
Suffice it to say that the idea of being in charge, of being an administrator, raises mixed emotions in me. I’ve always prided myself on being the fighter, the principled one who stood up in meetings and said the thing the person in charge least wanted to hear and took the beatings afterward gladly. I am the iconoclast, the rabble-rouser, the pain in the behind of pretty much everyone who’s ever supervised me (sorry to David, Pat, Carol, Mary, Jane, the list goes on…). The idea that I am now a Director still makes me crinkle my forehead and make a little kid pouty face. The concept that I’m running a library is still foreign to me, it’s still weird, and it’s still a suit I’m getting comfortable wearing.
All of that being said, those same supervisors I tortured would be the first to say that I like being in charge of things. I believe that my younger brother and sister will echo that sentiment, telling stories about me being just a wee bit bossy even as a seven-year-old. I admit that I fully enjoy having the ability to say “Yes, we’re just gonna buy those shelves” or “Good idea–try it and let me know in a month how it’s going.” But that ability comes at the cost of being the person ultimately responsible when things go badly, messes need cleaning up, and when mistakes are made.
How I Became The Man
When I was debating whether or not to apply for the Director position, I asked a dozen or so close friends and colleagues what they thought I should do. I got the same answer from almost everyone: “You need to do this. We need more public library directors who are tech-savvy, willing to take risks, and who embrace change.” I thought “Well, grrr to your making me some kind of weird representative of the tech-savvy-librarianship class–it’s not my responsibility to shoulder that burden!” But it is, just as it is for everyone else who represents a particularly specialty or area of expertise. So I applied, was offered the job, and accepted. I am still humbled and grateful to the City Manager for showing such confidence in me. I will continue to try to be worthy of that confidence.
Which brings us back to present day, and me being The Man. *shudder* A local colleague thinking of moving from front line librarianship into administration asked me yesterday what I’d learned so far in my recent role as The Man. It’s weird how everyone keeps using that phrase, and I was reminded of Nate’s postscript (sometime after I stopped hitting him) which was something along the lines of “No, you really are The Man but it’s not a bad thing. You’re good at it–at organizing people, working through bureaucracy.” Something like that. Maybe I dreamed that in an effort to pad my ego as I stepped off the cliff into Administration-dom. Nate will have to chime in 😉
So what have I learned? Some tough lessons. And here they are.
7 Lessons Learned While Being The Man
1. Budgets will hamstring your dreams
I have grandiose plans for 3D printers, enhanced item displays, better signage, community outreach and partnerships, multimedia production…the list is endless. However, when working in a short-staffed situation, it becomes nearly impossible to realize any of those wonderful dreams. Even if you could get donations for any items with a direct cost, the reality of short staffing in most libraries means that it’s all you can do to keep the doors open and the desks staffed. Off desk time! What off desk time? When, precisely, do you want your staff producing that weekly digital literacy program for local cable? During their lunch breaks? I am facing a specific budget challenge at present, beyond the year-upon-year-upon-year of regular funding cuts. And that challenge kept me up at nights, literally wondering how I was going to keep the library open. When that is the very real concern, 3D printers sound a lot less important. Sorry, but it’s true. I think through this crisis I’m learning quickly that when there’s no money to go around, anything “extra” just ain’t gonna happen…and that’s no one’s fault, it just is. I feel badly for losing my cool with managers in the past who said no to my requests for upgraded networks, web hosting, and equipment. It’s possible they were facing similar challenges to mine. But if so, they never said anything…which leads me to #2.
2. Be transparent
As soon as I realized our budget situation, I started telling the supervisors, then the rest of the staff, the support groups, etc. One of the things I have had the hardest time with as a librarian has been the obfuscated decision-making processes that I bore witness to, the closed door meetings, the “nobody gets to know this except for us” mentality. It is my goal to be as transparent as possible about what’s going on with the library, both internally and externally, and I hope I’m walking the walk so far. I’m really trying very hard to do so, even when I know what I say will make people mad. Someone asked me earlier this week for a $500 piece of equipment. That budget line was already well-overspent so I had to say no, but I told the person why I was saying no. When I send out messages reiterating a particular procedure or asking staff to be careful about something, I don’t leave it up to the vague-rumor-mill to figure out what prompted my email–I say so…in the email. Transparency is good, period.
3. Not everyone is going to like you–too bad for them
I know this might shock people (not really) but not everyone likes me. There are people within the organization and outside of it who made their opinions of me very well-known when I was the Acting Director. There are people whose opinions of me have changed, and people who still think I am the Anti-Christ. Too bad for them. I’m the Director and I’m not going anywhere. I can’t, nor do I expect to, make everyone like me. In fact, if I’m not pissing somebody off at any given time about something, then I’m probably not doing my job very well. If you need to be liked, then being in administration is not for you. I’ve seen too many friendly, good-hearted people get chewed up by the great administration machine. You gotta have thick walls and clear boundaries, my friends, to do this.
4. Your job is to make everyone look good
Someone makes a mistake? You take the blame. Someone does something truly awesome? She gets all the credit. You do something truly awesome? Tell your own boss, but otherwise stay quiet. I’ve been doing stuff I’m proud of, and part of me wishes I could crow about it but I don’t. It’s not about me…it’s about the library.
5. Small details matter
That little unnecessary extra step people take in a routine process? It matters. Get rid of it. The paint that’s chipping in the hallway that drives someone nuts? Fix it. It’s easy to get lost in the macro issues. Don’t forget the micro issues matter a lot too.
6. You’re always on
When I go out walking downtown at lunch, people know me as the Library Director. They say hi, ask me how the library’s doing, some try to give me books to return. When I am shopping for tomatoes at Whole Foods, I’m still the Library Director. When I’m pounding back a pint of Guinness at the pub, I’m still the Library Director. Any time I’m in public, no matter the day or the time, I’m still the community’s Library Director. This is why that Guinness consumption now always takes place outside my immediate area. I cannot have a conversation about library policy with you at 11pm on a Saturday night in a bar. Any time I’m in public, including when I’m taking the garbage out in my jammies at 7am, I have to remember that some people know who I am and anything I do could potentially reflect positively or negatively on the library. Is it fair? Nah. It’s just the reality of being a public servant.
7. The days of sleeping well are over
This one’s hard. Maybe it’s just me, but since I was appointed Acting Director I lost any semblance of a normal night’s sleep. Perhaps that will fade with time (hey, more experienced directors–does it fade?). I wake up at 2am thinking of something I should add to a report. I toss and turn trying to fall asleep thinking about the 7 mistakes I made in the spreadsheet I drew up yesterday. I stress out about how to address personnel issues, about whether or not I’m going to say something stupid at a City Council meeting, on and on. I have a recurring nightmare involving a particularly scary patron. I’ve always been on the stressier side, but it’s intensified since the new job. I really hope this goes away, but I don’t expect that it will.
If you’ve made the transition into library administration, what lessons did you learn? What would you share with your colleagues? What crash-and-burn mistakes did you make that you can help us newbies from making? What helped you succeed most? Do share!
* I don’t want to hear any crap about ‘The Man’ being a sexist or gendered term. You know what I mean. If you have a better way of saying it, let me know.
I’ve been puzzling over a phenomenon lately that I’d like to talk a bit about. I want to put this out into the ether and get feedback from all of you. Because I can’t make sense of this—and perhaps your superior brains can.
With the rise in digital content, we’ve seen more and more examples of technology being created to enforce the law and/or a company’s terms of service for their product. And just because technology can do this, does it mean that we as a society should allow it?
In the past, here’s how the law was enforced:
- the law exists
- as a member of a society, you are expected to know about the law
- if you violate the law, in theory someone punishes you
And here’s how the law is enforced now in some cases:
- the law exists
- technology is created to make it difficult or impossible for you to break the law
- if you somehow manage to break through the technology and break the law, you are punished for breaching the system as well as breaking the law itself
Here’s a real-world example of technology-enforced laws to start the discussion. The Saudi Arabian government developed an RFID chip with a cyanide implant. These chips were implanted in known criminals (supposedly terrorists) and if their handlers or probation officers or whoever was watching them suspected that they were violating the law again, BOOM – cyanide in the blood…instant death. No trial, no due process, just a remotely activated death penalty.
In the world of digital content we see this same practice but in a non-lethal incarnation.
The utilization of internet filters in schools and libraries (and on school-issued computers in kids’ homes) is intended as a way to mandatorily enforce laws against child pornography and the display of harmful and obscene materials in public. Advocates for this technology sell it as a way to enforce these laws without human intervention. Unfortunately, the technology doesn’t actually work very well, and about 30% of sites that should be blocked aren’t and 30% of sites that should be allowed get blocked erroneously. The intention is good, but the side effects are not worth the trade off—both access to legitimate information and the false sense of security the technology creates. Some schools and libraries realize the inherent flaws in the technology and choose, instead, to do what we as a society have been doing for generations—trusting people to follow the law, and when they don’t we have policies in place for reprimands or punishments (e.g. calling the cops on their asses).
Another key example is the technology used in digital rights management, called “digital restrictions management” by its detractors, including yours truly. Once again, the technology was created to enforce the applicable copyright law as well as the company-created terms of service for their products and content. And once again, the technology doesn’t actually work. Why?
Digital Rights Management technology doesn’t work because it doesn’t do what the companies tell you it does: stop piracy. If copyrighted content was easy to get legally at a fair price in an easy to access format (read: one not locked down with layers of DRM software), then more people would be willing to pay for it. Why? Convenience and safety. It’s why the music industry is selling DRM-free MP3s and still making money. I’d rather give $7.99 to a band and get a full, DRM-free, legal copy of their album than try to find a complete, high quality, virus-free version on a torrent site. Ultimately, these failed attempts to decrease piracy and (in theory) increase sales not only fail, but they drive even more users away. I strongly believe it is the current state of DRM that drives people into the arms of the pirates—not greed, a lack of ethics, or pure evil. Unless you count DRM as pure evil, which I do.
So…if the idea of the cyanide-laden RFID chip disturbs you, then (following my logic, anyway) the idea of internet filters and digital rights management should equally perturb you. And if you’re a librarian, then dammit—both internet filters and digital rights management should perturb you as a professional and you should do everything in your power to fight them both—in your own library and in the profession as a whole. Fight, librarians! Fight!
May is Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome Awareness Month. And, as I’ve done in the past, I am using my blog as a place to help raise awareness about this genetic condition. Why? Because, lucky girl that I am, have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome.
You can read my posts from past years (2009 & 2011) for a lot of detail on what the disorder is, how it has affected my life over time, etc. But in short, Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome is a connective tissue disorder. EDS causes your body to make jacked up faulty collagen. And since a lot of your body is made up of collagen (especially tendons, ligaments, skin, internal organs) this is a bad thing. My primary symptoms are chronic pain in all joints and dislocations in many joints. There is no cure for EDS and since it is relatively rare there isn’t a lot of financial motivation for companies to research it. All you can do is manage the symptoms.
I still wake up in pain every morning, hurt all day long, and hurt all night as I toss and turn trying to sleep. But it’s become a part of me…the pain. One gets used to it after a fashion, as sad as that may seem. I don’t think about it as much anymore and it isn’t all-consuming as it used to be.
The biggest change since last year is that I am now successfully off of all pain medications. None, zero, zip. This is a *big deal*. I had been on numerous medications for several years and I swear that they were more harmful than helpful to my body. I take the occasional ibuprofen now, but that’s it. I’ve continued a strict regimen of physical therapy and exercise and that is helping a lot. I also strongly feel that my whole foods, mostly organic, vegan diet has had a lot to do with helping my body do better within its limitations.
So for some happy news, here are three things that I couldn’t do last year because of the EDS symptoms, but now can do:
- I can now wear high heels without pain (yay for sexy shoes)
- I can hike on rough terrain without dislocating ankles and knees
- I can go dancing until the wee hours of the morning with no ill effects (to my joints anyway <insert snark here>)
To learn more about Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, check out the Ehlers-Danlos National Foundation , Ehlers-Danlos Network, and the awesome resource list built by the amazing librarian Rick Roche: Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome: A Reference Librarian Looks at Consumer Health Reference Sources.
In the early days of being a librarian, I remember when The Urban Dictionary website launched. I remember some people in my literary and library circles talking about how it was a useless, crappy, sub-cultural icon in the way of many of the other sites at the time they looked down upon—LiveJournal, MySpace, etc. But I absolutely loved The Urban Dictionary. Where else could I go to figure out what on earth my students and younger colleagues were saying without looking like a complete dork and having to ask them directly?
The Urban Dictionary continued to be a source of useful information to me, and as a reference source for which many library users over time were very grateful. My mom even—“Hey, next time someone at work says something you don’t understand, just look it up here.”
And now so many years later I actually have two entries in The Urban Dictionary. There’s something visceral about knowing that something I wrote, something that came out of my head, is now recorded in the lexicon for all ages (or at least until the interwebs explode due to the zombie apocalypse). These entries are more meaningful to me than having published my book. Silly, right? Maybe yes, maybe no.
The two entries are related: Twitter Glitter and Facebook Fairy Dust. Both describe the act of marking one’s significant other (or desired significant other) using social media—mentions, check-ins at the same place, comments, likes, etc. It’s a way to tell the world “Hey! This person is mine. Back off.”
The phrase references the long-standing (somewhat) covert practice of women (and some men) of wearing glitter-laden cosmetics intentionally—so that you can get close to your significant other, spread your glitter, and thereby mark him or her. It’s a warning to others that this person’s taken. And if you see your own significant other covered in mysterious glittery sparkles, that’s a good indicator that there’s been another fox in your henhouse. This is also why strippers never, ever wear glitter. They know better than to get their clients in trouble at home.
The origin of the phrases was a spontaneous conversation with Sean Casserley and Michael Porter at the Internet Archive’s Books and Browsers Conference. I had mentioned on Twitter that Sean was saying smart stuff, and his wife immediately replied back that yes indeed he was very smart and she was a lucky woman (or some such thing). And I said “Did she just Twitter Glitter you?” And thus the phenomenon was born. [Please note: I didn’t really think Susan was Twitter Glittering Sean…it was just where the term came from. My apologies to Susan for telling this story kind of flippantly and for being insensitive.] “Facebook Fairy Dust” is the same thing, just on Facebook. Alliteration, baby. And yes, before you get all up in my face, we talked about much more heavy, serious, and inspiring things at the Books and Browsers Conference…this was just one of those hallway break conversations that lives in infamy.
So back to The Urban Dictionary. Yay! I am pleased to be a part of this great collaborative work of popular culture. I hope that you, and your loved ones, never Twitter Glitter or Facebook Fairy Dust each other—but at least now you know what it is.
In case you missed the buzz on Twitter and elsewhere, I have a new job! Starting officially on May 1st, I will be the Director for the San Rafael Public Library!
I’ve worked as the Assistant Director since February 2011, and as the Acting Director since November. I am thrilled to have been selected from a pool of extremely qualified candidates. It’s the town I’ve lived in for over 8 years, and I stayed here even when it meant commuting 1:45 each way to San Jose for work. I love San Rafael and am honored to be able to serve as Library Director. We have an extraordinarily dedicated staff and our support groups (Friends, Board, and Foundation) care about this library tremendously. I am lucky to have such a great group of people to work with!
You can read more about the new job in the story in our local paper.
If any directors have advice for a newbie, please pass it on! My ears are wide open!
In December, Ryan Claringbole and I wrote a post about his library’s (the Chesapeake Public Library’s) sub-standard selection catalog from OverDrive: “OverDrive Has Different eBook Catalogs for Different Libraries.” eBooks that I could see in my library’s OverDrive selection catalog to license were not available in his library’s selection catalog.
I decided to follow up and browse through his library’s OverDrive site and found that those very same authors titles that his library couldn’t even license back in December were in fact now in their catalog for the public to check out.
Naturally I was confused. Something had changed. So I contacted both the Chesapeake Public Library (the Library Director) and OverDrive (email was sent to several contacts). Strangely, the Library Director never responded. OverDrive responded (quickly this time) with the following:
At the library’s request, we recently met with an administrator at the Chesapeake Public Library to discuss the issues that led to the initial restriction on their catalog. We don’t as a policy discuss publicly each partner library’s terms of service, but suffice to say we were satisfied by the discussions and have since enabled full access to the catalog.
What do we take away from this story? What do you think happened here? Did the negative press and the library standing up for its users make a difference? Did OverDrive change the terms of their contract with the CPL? Did OverDrive change their policies so that they don’t limit libraries’ access to selection catalogs anymore? Did the publishers agree to new terms and change their contracts with OverDrive? Did OverDrive make an exception in this case? I don’t know. I have my guesses, but I’m more curious to hear what yours are.
So…what do you think happened?
P.S. A Public Service Announcement: For public libraries, all of our contracts are public record by nature of being public agencies. So it’s fine that OverDrive won’t “discuss” terms of service — but here’s a reminder to everyone…you, as the library, can discuss them. You can share your contracts with the world unless you signed a non-disclosure agreement, which you can’t even legally do.